Nothing says "I’m suffering" like being trapped in surface-level nonsense. This tee captures the true horror: one dead-inside stickman, surrounded by overly cheerful champagne-clinking clones. It’s the perfect passive-aggressive outfit for every networking event, forced social gathering, or chatty stranger on a train.
Available in black or white — because your soul left your body long ago.

Generic stuff:
• 100% cotton
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product doesn’t exist yet — because we don’t believe in clutter.
We only make it after you’ve committed, which means it takes a smidge longer to get to your door. But hey, that’s the price of not mass-producing a warehouse full of sarcasm no one asked for.
Thanks for your surprisingly responsible shopping decision.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.