Welcome to Sarcastick.
If you’ve landed here, either you're extremely thorough, paranoid, or just trying to catch us out. Fair play.

By using this website, buying our stuff, or silently judging us from afar, you agree to the following terms. They’re mostly legal fluff, but we’ve sprinkled in enough sarcasm to keep it tolerable.

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1. Products & Fulfillment

We come up with the designs. A third-party print-on-demand company does the hard part (printing, packing, and shipping). That means:

• We don’t have a warehouse.

• We don't hand-pack your order with love (unless the print partner has a very bored employee).

• And no, we don’t control shipping speeds or customs delays. If we did, we’d be in logistics. We're not.

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2. Shipping

We say “Free Shipping” because it sounds nice. In reality, the cost of getting it to you is baked into the price (taxes too). There, we said it. Transparency and sarcasm in one.

Expect to wait around 5–15 business days, depending on where in the world you are and how much the universe dislikes you that week.

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3. Refunds & Returns

We don’t do returns because we don’t stock anything ourselves. Each item is custom printed just for you — or whoever you’re passive-aggressively buying it for.

We will offer a refund or replacement ONLY if:

• Your item arrives completely messed up.

• There’s a misprint, damage, or it looks like it got run over by a delivery van.

To claim this rare unicorn of a refund:

• Email us within 7 days of delivery.

• Include photographic evidence. Preferably clear ones, not a blurry rage shot.

• Bonus points for sarcasm in your email tone (but not required).

We don’t offer refunds if:

• You ordered the wrong size.

• You changed your mind.

• Mercury is in retrograde.

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4. Privacy Policy

We collect the absolute minimum amount of info needed to:

• Take your order

• Send your stuff

• Avoid being sued

This includes your name, email, address, and what you bought. We don’t sell your info to shady marketing companies, nor do we use it to send weird newsletters (unless you literally beg us to).

We use industry-standard security because we like sleeping at night, and we assume you do too.

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5. Intellectual Property

All designs, stickmen, slogans, and sarcastic masterpieces belong to Sarcastick.
Please don’t steal them. We’ll notice. We’re petty. And we have a lawyer friend who loves cease and desist letters.

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6. The “Don’t Be That Person” Clause

Don’t use our website to do anything shady, harmful, or just plain idiotic. If you do, we reserve the right to ban you, laugh about it, and possibly frame your complaint email.

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Questions?

Feel free to email us at support@besarcastick.com . Just don’t start with “Dear Sir/Madam” — we’re not that formal, and we’re definitely not your boss.