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Frequently Asked Questions
AKA... F'***ng ANNOYING QUESTIONS
DO YOU ACCEPT RETURNS?
A: Only if the item arrives completely buggered. As in: torn, warped, melted, or otherwise unwearable. Changed your mind? That’s a “you” problem.
Is shipping really free?
A: Of course not. But we call it “free” because we’re polite liars. We just included the shipping and taxes in the price like everyone else. You’re welcome.
Who makes the stuff?
A: We come up with the sarcasm. A third-party dropshipper does the printing and shipping. So if something's late, yell into the void. Or email us. Either works.
How long will my order take?
A: Usually 7–14 business days. If it takes longer, it’s probably stuck in postal limbo somewhere between “we care” and “meh.”
Can I change my order after buying?
A: Sure... if you have access to a time machine. Otherwise, no. Once it’s gone to print, it’s done. So double check before you hit ‘buy’, genius.
What sizes do you offer?
A: We aim to be as inclusive as the printing gods allow. Check the size guide on each product before blaming us for your t-shirt tantrum.
Can I suggest a design?
A: You can. Whether we read it or turn it into a stickman rolling their eyes is another matter entirely.
Why are you like this?
A: Years of unresolved issues, caffeine, and too much internet. Next question.
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