Welcome to the chaos.
This is where every eye roll, sigh, and passive-aggressive thought gets the spotlight it deserves with gear that speaks fluent sarcasm, so you don’t have to.

Wear it, sip from it, gift it to someone who deserves a reality check.
Either way, you’ll find your people in here.

Everything you see is designed with minimal effort and maximum attitude by emotionally exhausted adults. (Hi.) Printed and shipped by someone else entirely — so if you’re mad about the wait, go scream into a cushion.