Hi, Welcome..

Please try to contain your excitement.

​​We’re not here to sell motivation. Or purpose. Or joy.

We’re here to sell aggressively honest stickmen saying the things you're too tired to say out loud.

Every design is for the overworked, under-slept, emotionally fatigued adult who's just trying to exist with minimal interaction and maximum sarcasm.

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We’re for:

• The eye-rollers

• The “social battery: 0%” crowd

• The humans pretending to function

• And the legends who fake phone calls to avoid small talk

 

You might be wondering, “Who are these people?”

But honestly, if you’ve made it to this page, the better question is:
Why are you so concerned with our lives? Go express your own.
Unless you’d rather do it through a hoodie..  in which case,  we support your journey.

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