Bold, ironic, and just the right amount of offensive. Features an embroidered middle finger and a message that says what you're thinking—so you don’t have to. Generic Stuff: • 100% chino cotton twill • Adjustable strap with antique buckle This product doesn’t exist yet — because we don’t believe in clutter. We only make it after you’ve committed, which means it takes a smidge longer to get to your door. But hey, that’s the price of not mass-producing a warehouse full of sarcasm no one asked for. Thanks for your surprisingly responsible shopping decision.