Bold, ironic, and just the right amount of offensive.
Features an embroidered middle finger and a message that says what you're thinking—so you don’t have to.

Generic Stuff:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product doesn’t exist yet — because we don’t believe in clutter.
We only make it after you’ve committed, which means it takes a smidge longer to get to your door. But hey, that’s the price of not mass-producing a warehouse full of sarcasm no one asked for.
Thanks for your surprisingly responsible shopping decision.