Because nothing says joy like existential dread in a tie.
Featuring a dead-eyed stickman clinging to caffeine and the will to survive, this mug is your silent scream in ceramic form. Perfect for office kitchens, passive-aggressive Zoom calls, or just reminding yourself it’s only five more days ‘til freedom.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product doesn’t exist yet — because we don’t believe in clutter.
We only make it after you’ve committed, which means it takes a smidge longer to get to your door. But hey, that’s the price of not mass-producing a warehouse full of sarcasm no one asked for.
Thanks for your surprisingly responsible shopping decision.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.